There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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