Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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