What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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