$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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