Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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