She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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