What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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