i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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