Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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