Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
So vagazzling was a success
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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