turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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