is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
