Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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