What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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