K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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