ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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