CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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