my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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