Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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