My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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