1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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