i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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