Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I don't deserve a penis
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Randomize
