i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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