I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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