I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
