similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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