i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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