So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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