How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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