That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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