so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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