Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
