I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
