butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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