Farmville is her only friend.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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