I'm really into asian looking animals
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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