Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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