Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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