Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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