Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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