and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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