these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
True college students do jello shots in the library
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