we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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