I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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