This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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