My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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