apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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