ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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