I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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