Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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