OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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