She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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