Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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