Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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